You'd think this guy would want a giant bust of his face

Hey! This giant bust of my face is blocking my view!

That guy probably didn't mean to end up in a canon

You should get out of that cannon before it blows you up, you moron

Hey, these creatures don't really exist!

I wonder how many other humans are going around having unprotected sex with animals

Apparently God exists

Doesn't holding that lightning in your hand hurt?

This guy does NOT look calm

I've always hated your yoga class!

its weird that his bus has no windows

You should get up and meet some voters

I think this guy is lost

it was really dumb of me to bring sheep to New York City