That looks both painful and boring.

Isn't that outlawed?

God is real, apparently

I am the Lord, so I have access to everything, including sweaters.

Hey! Cats aren't Kings

Our cat is going to have back problems if we keep posing him like this.

Beached wales are not fodder for jokes

Dude you are crushing me and a tree, asshole.

She's the crazy one for talking to a banana

I know you claim to have psychological problems but usually I see human beings

Big umbrellas are funny apparently

This will keep us dry because it's an unusually large for me.

Where is his face?

I don't think you can testify if you don't have a mouth.