That lady almost got nailed

Fucking wrecking ball almost hit me.  I hope we have insurance.

How is that moron cab driver breathing?

 Even if you have enough gas to get to Mars, there are no gas stations on my planet, you moron.

That caged bird is very sad

We should fly somewhere cool.  Burn!

Whoever is responsible for bringing the chairs is going to be in trouble

I can't see who is talking.

That business should fix its structural problems before someone gets hurt

Poor assholes.

This curator is a moron

These magicians are interfering with my enjoyment of the art.

Unfortunately for the cowboy, horses aren't good swimmers

We're fucked