This curator is a moron

These magicians are interfering with my enjoyment of the art.

Unfortunately for the cowboy, horses aren't good swimmers

We're fucked

I wonder where that caveman found a tailor

 

He said don't write on the wall.

The airlines suck

I was hoping I'd be flying in one of your newer, safer models

Birds holding a meeting: probably nothing is going to get accomplished

Bwack!

These people sure are dumb about furniture

I don't think it's wise to put your dirty feet on the table.

How did the sphinx fit through the door?

I'm sorry but we are not hiring statutes.