How did the sphinx fit through the door?

I'm sorry but we are not hiring statutes.

Its funny because he is dressed nice and not like a slave, yet he is still a slave

If you loosen your tie you would be less uncomfortable.

How did he carry that podium into the bed?

You must be real uncomfortable lying in bed fully dressed with a podium on top of you.

I wonder if that guy is wearing cleats?

There is no way that creepy dude can pitch well in that outfit!

this species must have gone extinct

we should try and stab these unrealistic looking creatures with our spears

How would a real estate agent market this office space!?

I wonder when  Newton is going to discover gravity!

why would cowboys choose such lame horses?

these horses don't have any legs so it looks like we'll be here for a while.