I can give you medical advice, and the chefs can give you baking advice.
Thursday, January 25, 2018
I wouldn't let a chef be involved in my medical decisions, if I were that cookie
I can give you medical advice, and the chefs can give you baking advice.
Monday, January 8, 2018
The aliens got the dog and not a person. Burn
How did this species put its collar on? They don't have thumbs.
Thursday, January 4, 2018
You'd think the dude would realize he could just get up and walk off the sand
Why is that asswipe taking over our play area and smelling it up?
How many animals would it take to make that giant hotdog?
My cholesterol is about to go through the roof
The shark probably can't see the paper, as his eyes are on the sides
Why are you two angry? I am the one out of my element.
The other raindeer should be smiling too since they are being pulled instead of doing the heavy lifting
Santa's an idiot; don't let on that in every Christmas book we are the ones dragging the sleigh
I bet he never thought the doggie door would be used by a dangerous animal!
I know you don't understand me because you are an animal, but I need to vent because an alligator just walked into my house!
The tombstone for the dead asshole should be sad about the death, not smiling
That dead guy was obviously a dick.
Pool is fun, if you play for money
You are going to have a hard time using the pool cue if you insist on drinking your hot tea and holding your umbrella, idiot.
Another caption that defies gravity.
Not sure why you insisted on lying flat like that; it was much harder carrying you, dick.
Is the seahorse supposed to be just floating?
Your giant seahorse is going to die outside of water, you dick.
I wonder if those window washers hate their jobs or are just happy to be employed?
We probably make a lot more money than those dicks staring at us
I call bullshit on the logic of this cartoon
We better have double-paned windows to keep the oxygen in
The puppy is so cute, while the men are so straggly
Your puppy is probably going to die in the upcoming battle, you dick.
How did the train fit through the door
I am sad because I don't have any hands to use to pick up my beer.
TYOu can tell how thirsty he is by his posture, and his general demeanor and hair length
Stop being dicks and staring at me and get me a lot of water, you dicks.
You can tell which one is the Lord by the beard and the bigger halo
Lord, you look comfy, but you are the lord so you probably are always comfy. Not sure why I have a notepad in heaven however; maybe you can tell me since you are the Lord.
That dude couldn't take that rocket through the airport metal detectors these days
The rocket is ridiculously heavy, but you can't tell from my perfect posture.
Caption contest guys love cavemen captions; they're a common theme
Ouch. Fucking prehistoric animal.
One guy is scary and one guy is funny looking, but at least the funny looking guy has beers
Hi- I am a nice guy with an extra beer. You can have it if you don't whack me with your scythe.
If I were a tree I wouldn't be happy stuck in the ground, like these trees
I am happy to see people in love with their arms around each other despite the fact I cannot basically move.
Deers indoors? Look out for tics!
My back hurts standing up like this, and I don't know why any of us care about animal crossing signs so much.
Maybe the artist has limited skills in drawing men?
Hello? How are you? I am fine, except I am looking at a lot of identicial bald guys with mustaches and glasses.
Birds usually don't talk, unless they are parakeets.
Do you think that fucking moronic bird knows he's sitting on a hunter's gun?
She's the crazy one for talking to a banana
I know you claim to have psychological problems but usually I see human beings
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