I think this guy got the address for the speech wrong

A foul pitch could destroy my nose but at least it won't hit me in the balls.

That guy is soaked

You should do something about the roof, asshole

I guess this office has no security guards like my office

I think this poor asshole has dementia

Doy: a cartoon is being drawn with a pen

I guess the guy who drew us wants to make some edits

I wonder if these martians landed in France and that is French toast

Where is the electrical wiring?

There is no way there are paved roads out there

This is called a fancy car, you prehistoric idiot

This shrink is a moron

I'm bored

Is this a debate or the circus?

What kind of dumb fucker juggles chainsaws, let alone during a debate?

That lady almost got nailed

Fucking wrecking ball almost hit me.  I hope we have insurance.

How is that moron cab driver breathing?

 Even if you have enough gas to get to Mars, there are no gas stations on my planet, you moron.

That caged bird is very sad

We should fly somewhere cool.  Burn!

Whoever is responsible for bringing the chairs is going to be in trouble

I can't see who is talking.

That business should fix its structural problems before someone gets hurt

Poor assholes.

This curator is a moron

These magicians are interfering with my enjoyment of the art.

Unfortunately for the cowboy, horses aren't good swimmers

We're fucked

I wonder where that caveman found a tailor

 

He said don't write on the wall.

The airlines suck

I was hoping I'd be flying in one of your newer, safer models

Birds holding a meeting: probably nothing is going to get accomplished

Bwack!

These people sure are dumb about furniture

I don't think it's wise to put your dirty feet on the table.

How did the sphinx fit through the door?

I'm sorry but we are not hiring statutes.