You'd think this guy would want a giant bust of his face

Hey! This giant bust of my face is blocking my view!

That guy probably didn't mean to end up in a canon

You should get out of that cannon before it blows you up, you moron

Hey, these creatures don't really exist!

I wonder how many other humans are going around having unprotected sex with animals

Apparently God exists

Doesn't holding that lightning in your hand hurt?