I can think of more fun things to do as an adult than this

I'm bigger than you so I go ahead of you, little asshole.

Police wouldn't give a shit about a dead fish

Five different life forms died here, you moron.

only a rat would want to be a pidgeon

I will prove to you how fucking stupid rats are

NY Subways suck my ass, but now there is wifi at least

I guess I'm too dumb to realize that barbeque'ing in the subway is a fire hazard.

This seems pretty violent for heaven

Why do you think we are standing around watching this jackass try to blindly smash an earth piñata?

i think the other customers would be disturbed by a fish at the bar

You're probably dreaming, you dumb fuck

That dood don't weigh shit

We can't stop in mid air.  What a fucking moron.